After many long months of indecision, Bayley senior Corey “the Door Man” Dorman (’01) has opted to attend County College of Morris this Fall. “I was thinking about Cornell or Brown, but, like, my SATs sucked and they said my grades weren’t too good, so I decided not to go there,” explains Dorman. “Then I heard that Rutgers was good, but they have some weird-ass deadline and I guess I missed it. It doesn’t matter though, CCM is a great school and all my buds will be there, so it’ll be cool.” Dorman plans to study pre-med because he thought “cutting up that frog in bio was pretty neat.”